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Warren Turner

he/him

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The Shortform

Simple Rules Work The Best

Worry follows couples every where if there is no agreement on travel

May 24

Simple Rules Work The Best

May 24

Published in
The Haven

How Many House Plants Can One Man Have

This is a story about who owns the window sills in my office

May 22

How Many House Plants Can One Man Have

May 22

Published in
Catness

Is It Better To Have Loved and Lost Than To Never Have a Cat

Maybe the decision about adopting a feline shouldn’t be based on their demise

Apr 24

Flufdfy white cat in a grass meadow

Apr 24

Published in
The Shortform

OK, Universe, I Need Patience, and I Want It Right This Instant

Some character defects may be permanent but can be tempered

Apr 22

OK, Universe, I Need Patience, and I Want It Right This Instant

Apr 22

Published in
The Shortform

The Water Is on in the Bathroom Sink So the Cat Is on The Counter

Germaphobes beware; this essay may annoy you

Apr 20

The Water Is on in the Bathroom Sink So the Cat Is on The Counter

Apr 20

Published in
Catness

Caturday Is Recovery Day

My favorite feline duffer had surgery at the same as I did

Apr 6

Caturday Is Recovery Day

Apr 6

Published in
The Wind Phone

Can One Be Immune To Grief

Why aren’t the deaths of those close to me more difficult?

Apr 3

Cemetary with a big tree in between rows of headstones

Apr 3

Published in
Long. Sweet. Valuable.

Doing These Two Things Before Coffee Makes My Whole Day Go Better

The simplest practice can be the best for our emotional health

Mar 25

Doing These Two Things Before Coffee Makes My Whole Day Go Better

Mar 25

The Time Saying God’s Name Got Me In Trouble

Anti-religious people can be as critical as the fundamentalists

Mar 10

The Time Saying God’s Name Got Me In Trouble

Mar 10

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The Left Is Right

Don’t Think You Are Doing Something New By Electing A Criminal

Many voters have no idea who they elect

Mar 1

Don’t Think You Are Doing Something New By Electing A Criminal

Mar 1

Warren Turner

Warren Turner

he/him

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A semi-retired, progressive clergy person who writes personal essays about life at 80 and sometimes tries to be funny. Supporter of all LGBTQ+ issues. He/Him

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