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Warren Turner

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Simple Rules Work The Best

Worry follows couples every where if there is no agreement on travel

May 24, 2024

Simple Rules Work The Best

May 24, 2024

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The Haven

How Many House Plants Can One Man Have

This is a story about who owns the window sills in my office

May 22, 2024

How Many House Plants Can One Man Have

May 22, 2024

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Catness

Is It Better To Have Loved and Lost Than To Never Have a Cat

Maybe the decision about adopting a feline shouldn’t be based on their demise

Apr 24, 2024

Flufdfy white cat in a grass meadow

Apr 24, 2024

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OK, Universe, I Need Patience, and I Want It Right This Instant

Some character defects may be permanent but can be tempered

Apr 22, 2024

OK, Universe, I Need Patience, and I Want It Right This Instant

Apr 22, 2024

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The Water Is on in the Bathroom Sink So the Cat Is on The Counter

Germaphobes beware; this essay may annoy you

Apr 20, 2024

The Water Is on in the Bathroom Sink So the Cat Is on The Counter

Apr 20, 2024

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Catness

Caturday Is Recovery Day

My favorite feline duffer had surgery at the same as I did

Apr 6, 2024

Caturday Is Recovery Day

Apr 6, 2024

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The Wind Phone

Can One Be Immune To Grief

Why aren’t the deaths of those close to me more difficult?

Apr 3, 2024

Cemetary with a big tree in between rows of headstones

Apr 3, 2024

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Long. Sweet. Valuable.

Doing These Two Things Before Coffee Makes My Whole Day Go Better

The simplest practice can be the best for our emotional health

Mar 25, 2024

Doing These Two Things Before Coffee Makes My Whole Day Go Better

Mar 25, 2024

The Time Saying God’s Name Got Me In Trouble

Anti-religious people can be as critical as the fundamentalists

Mar 10, 2024

The Time Saying God’s Name Got Me In Trouble

Mar 10, 2024

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The Left Is Right

Don’t Think You Are Doing Something New By Electing A Criminal

Many voters have no idea who they elect

Mar 1, 2024

Don’t Think You Are Doing Something New By Electing A Criminal

Mar 1, 2024

Warren Turner

Warren Turner

he/him

A semi-retired, progressive clergy person who writes personal essays about life at 80 and sometimes tries to be funny. Supporter of all LGBTQ+ issues. He/Him

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