Same here! I think it's ok for another state to like your bird.

…ing suits bigger than a medium, or a 36. Maybe that’s okay in Malibu, but here, we need more lycra. Our state bird is deep-dish pizza and we have proof body size has nothing to do with speed.

I’m Malibu Fat but Chicago Thin

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Warren Turner

Aug 31, 2023

Same here! I think it's ok for another state to like your bird.

Love your funny, as always. Thanks.

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A semi-retired, progressive clergy person who writes personal essays about life at 80 and sometimes tries to be funny. Supporter of all LGBTQ+ issues. He/Him

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